Fun Fun Dancing (Or, What To Do If You're Too Old For A Quinceañera)
I'm almost twenty four. Somehow, I missed out on the ultra-cool Latin-American tradition of the quinceañera--a party specifically for young ladies when they turn fifteen. This may be due to the fact that I am not, in fact, Latin American. Did you miss the party as well? Do you need proof that you should be upset that you missed the party? Well, ladies (and gentlemen because ladies), search any upscale formal dress vendor online ( try this one ) and you'll see that some of their most gorgeous ball gowns are labeled "Quinceañera Dresses." See? Why was I not aware of this before? Never fear: I've got a plan ! ( Said in high-pitched redhead voice ) This will take some time to fully plan, so next year, when I and many of my friends turn 25, we can all get together and have a TWENTY-FIVE-ceañera. Wait. That doesn't quite roll off the tongue. Okay, what about in Spanish like the original? V einticinc añera . Hmmm. French? Vingt-cinq-añera . Um. V ijfentwint...